God’s First Mistake: Faulty Programming Leads to Satan’s Rebellion
Although those who haven’t actually read the Bible might assume it is full of dust-grovelling men and women of faith, nothing could be farther from the truth. Over and over again, the Bible shows us...
View ArticleGod corrupts Adam and Eve: The Creation of Guilt
After the fiasco with Satan, God became more cautious. He knew he’d found something incredible – a created being with the ability to think for itself. But how much intelligence does it take to make...
View ArticleGod’s a bad parent: Cain, Abel and the First Murder
Although Adam and Eve – and through them the entire human project – has not gone as planned, God continues to observe and interact with humans, hoping to establish a relationship with them. Adam and...
View ArticleNoah the Drunk Bastard Saves Humanity with Ark
After his failed experiment in the garden of Eden, God removed himself from the world for a while. Like a spurned lover, He waited – hopeful that humans would find their way back to him. He had seen...
View ArticleAbraham the Pimp Sells Wife for Cattle and Sacrifices Son: Stories from Genesis
Abraham is recognized as the father of three of the world’s largest religions. He is also a contemptible ass-kisser and a loathsome coward. He is a terrible husband and a horrible father. But – like...
View ArticleEthics of the Old Testament: Lies, Cheats and Dirty Tricks in Genesis
Isaac and Jacob are a real couple of bungling wanderers. They lie, cheat, steal and seem completely without moral character. Isaac is the son of Abraham that was offered up to God in sacrifice – an...
View ArticleWhat really happened between Cain and Abel? A surprising discovery from the...
You probably know Cain as the bad guy who (for no good reason) killed his nice and kind brother Abel in Genesis, in the world’s first murder. Some of the unexplained problems of this account (such as...
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